If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Threats of violence

Insurrection

Child pornography

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Terroristic threats

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

And much, much more.

Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?

No freedom is absolute.

Insider trading

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

Revealing classified information

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Conspiracy

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If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

HIPAA violations

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False advertising

Fraud

Perjury

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Trade secrets

Revenge porn